Doesn't it taste bad? Is there anything to do that fixes that?
In general, nutritionists say that alkaline-based foods such as meats and fish produce a bitter, fish taste. Dairy products, which contain a high bacterial putrefaction level, create the foulest tasting fluids by far. (Dissent: almost everyone I know says that there is one worse than a high-dairy content-- asparagus. You can't miss the taste of asparagus-laced semen.) Acidic fruits, such as sweets, fruits, and alcohol give bodily fluids a pleasant, sugary flavor. Chemically processed liquors will cause an extremely acidic taste, however, so if you're going to drink alcohol, drink high-quality, naturally fermented beers (Rolling Rock or Kirin) or sake.
This is a followup to the question above. We researched in different areas to find out what made the sweet semen taste that way. The overall result was the following:
Makes Him Taste Sweet |
Makes Your Eyes Water |
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| Vegetables | Vegitarians have a smooth flavor that can only be thought of as creamy. | Red Meat | Meat eaters taste like rancid meat |
| LOTS of pineapple | His cum will become a Gourmet Delight | Alcohol, garlic, saturated fats, soy sauce and spicy foods | Give your secretions a bitter taste |
| Sugary foods | Leave a sweet memory on the tongue. | Coffee and | Leave a bitter taste |
| Artichokes | For a period of one week without having any red meat that this would make his cum taste sweet. | Cigar(rettes) | Bitter impressions. |
From the results gathered, the sweetest "cums" from non-smoking, non-drinking, vegitarian with a love of pineapple juice. I don't know if there are many of those out there, but guys, if you want your girl to swallow, be prepared to taste what you dish out. If you don't like it, chances are she doesn't either.
Although we suggest that you perform fellatio only when you want to, some women might still want to please their mates. If the taste bothers you and he won't change (if all else fails), plug your nose. Whilst his eyes are closed in the ecstasy of the moment, and your head is already down, plug your nose and down the hatch without a glitch, or throw up as it might be. Your sense of taste is greatly influenced by your sense of smell. Plugging your nose helps you accomplish the task with minimal discomfort. It also helps if your keep his penis at the back of your throat when he's ready to cum, that way very little on the semen will actually touch your taste buds.
Fun Tricks and Other Ways to Better Tastes
Mint: It's hard at first juggling with the penis and the candy, you might swallow the mint so take your time. Doesn't really what kind. Life Savers are fun to play with, but TicTacs have a stronger mint flavor. The tingles provide lots of stimulation for the guy. Some guys might feel uncomfortable, but there are other things. There are minty gum, but I wouldn't suggest that because it makes a messy clean up.
"Pop-Rocks": Pop-Rocks candy are candies that pop when they hit liquid. You might remember that they came in little packages with a sucker stick that you could serve the candies with. These are fun, but use with caution. Some guys might find it painful, but it can be lots of fun. The way it works it to put some of the candies in your mouth and when it starts to pop, put his penis in your mouth too.
Bubbly champagne or wine (carbonated drinks): Gurgle the bubbly with him in your mouth and watch the sparks fly. The bubbles from the carbonation provide teasing stimulation to the penis along with your tongue.
Whipped Cream, fruit sauce, warm hershey syrup, flavored body paint: These all make nice props for foreplay as well as tastey additions to oral sex. Spray whipped cream are less mess when it comes to application, but bucket o whip cream makes nice art work. All you need is an icing spread, and soft brush for application. Fingers will also do nicely.
With all these wonderful taste in your mouth, your swallowing won't be as painful or hard to choke down.